On the Lighter Side

Since this is Labor Day, an oxymoron, as most of us are NOT working, I thought it would be appropriate to take a break from what is destined to be a long-term ongoing story of loss and grief, and take a lighter moment with the following piece.
 

Dear Abby Stumpers.

 

The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties .These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I’m not even sure this baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn’t, and he did it.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she is going through her mental pause?

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                               

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15 Responses to On the Lighter Side

  1. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    Those dear abby\’s are great! I think in this hard time in the world, we need to be happy and try to find fun things to smile about. So thank you for this post. It definitely put a smile on my face!Hope you are having a good Labor Day. I sadly enough did have to work. But it is the life of a college student, yes?Have fun!!!

  2. Marie says:

    Happy Labor Day!Thank you for this post. It made me smile, too.Hugs, Marie

  3. Marge says:

    Greetings, Jorge!I really needed a smile and found one here.Thanks!Please stay in touch…Wishing you peace.Marge

  4. Deirdre says:

    What a hoot! Thanks for posting these. Astounding, really…Wishing you well.Deirdre

  5. dawn says:

    Thank you for the smiles Jorge…taking a mental pause myself today…lol ~dawn~

  6. Jaime Campbell says:

    Good stuff! Peace, Jaime.

  7. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    Hey Jorge!I was just dropping by to wish you hi and hello. I hope that you are taking care of yourself over there, and not working too hard. But I think that that in itself, is an oxymoron. But that could just be me.Wishing you the best Tuesday night and a great Wednesday morning!!!-Kelsey

  8. Jaime Campbell says:

    Hey My Friend,Just a thank you for your comment. I needed a little encouragement and I thank you for giving that to me! AND, thank you for the link on your space. That made me smile BIG! Love to you. Jaime.

  9. Lakota Clay says:

    I think sometimes in the midst of the seriousness of life that we forget to laugh. Thanks for reminding us! L.

  10. Ganieda says:

    Hi! I\’m just cruising through all the 40\’s Past Puberty Spaces…started at "A" and working my way throught the alphabet and taking the time to say hello at all my stops. A lot of very interesting sites and people on the net! Have a Great Day! 🙂 ¸..· ´¨¨)) -:¦:- ¸.·´ .·´¨¨)) ((¸¸.·´ ..·´ -:¦:–:¦:- ((¸¸.·´* ~ Daughter of the Raven ~ -:¦:-

  11. Niki says:

    heheHello,I just thought that I would stop by your space, today.

  12. Marie says:

    I\’m sorry that I have not been active this past week.I had been so excited and busy preparing for the arrival of my son who arrived yesterday.I will certainly be coming back to catch up on the entries I missed.Hugs, Marie

  13. Unknown says:

    Oh my gosh! Man, Its\’ nice to finally touch base with you. The net here sucks. Did you get my emails? I liked your report below from New Orleans and the Dear Abby entry. Thanks for all your comments on my blog and being concerned about me! I am so happy to have your support in my life! Sometimes email is difficult over here…but I wanted to let you know that your comments are ALWAYS seen, felt and heard. —Shan

  14. redvelvet says:

    lol priceless!!! thanks for making me smile on a dreary morning… I miss being able to visit as often but I will drop by to read as time permits… ciao!!!

  15. none says:

    Hello JorgeThank you for your comment. Have a wonderful day

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