A Little Laughter

For those of you who haven’t noticed, I like to intermix the more serious topics that are on my mind with some levity, as Lord knows, we all need to lighten up at times. Here, then are

 

21 sentences that actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced during church services.  I hope you get a chuckle out of them!

 

A LITTLE LAUGHTER!

   1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

   2. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

   3. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.

   4. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

   5. Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.

   6. Miss Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

   7. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

   8. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

   9. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.

  10. Irving and Jessie were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

  11. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

  12. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  13. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

  14. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

  15. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

  16. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

  17. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

  18. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

  19. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  20. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

  21. The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge- now – Up Yours."

 

 

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18 Responses to A Little Laughter

  1. Patricia says:

    Hello Jorge…thank you for wading through the silliness…but something like it will come around again, I\’m certain of it…lol…I tried to avoid it, but got two of those darn things within a day of each other…I think I will add to my profile "I Don\’t Play Tag Anymore"…lol…anyway, laughed at the church bulletins…and thank you for adding me to your list…I recognize some of your friends and know that I am in very good company…see ya…Pat

  2. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    hehehe. Those were great!I agree with you, we need to incorperate the funny things in with the serious ones. Or life would either be a dull or extremely spiratic world. So thanks for the laugh. I really enjoyed it. Afterall, they do say that laughter is the best medicine!Thanks for you wonderful comments on my space. Truely enjoyed reading them.Take care of yourself!-Kelsey

  3. Nellie O Apple says:

    ha ha ha i can\’t help it! 11, 17, and 21 are very funny. thanks for posting.

  4. Lakota Clay says:

    J–Thanks! These were great! L.

  5. Unknown says:

    (¯`v´¯)¤ .`•.¸.•´ ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯ *´¨)Passing some *´¨)*´¨)Friendship here!*´¨)~*~*From Majestic*~*~¸.·*)*¸.·´¨)*´¨)¸.·*¨)(¸.·(¸.·´ .·´¸¸.·´*´¨)

  6. Jaime Campbell says:

    I love it. lol Still smiling….Jaime.

  7. the1stephzen says:

    Yes…smiles are good!

  8. Patricia says:

    Hello Jorge…was nice hearing from you today…pleasant comments are always welcome…It\’s so good to find so many fine people…have a wonderful day…Pat

  9. Marie says:

    Thank you for making my day brighter!!Your space refuels my brain as well as my heart and soul.I love it!!Hugs, Marie

  10. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    Hey J!I was just dropping by to wish you the bestest of best weekends! I hope that you are able to do something fun and exciting! Thank you for your kind words on my space. Your space is always such a treat to come to. Like virtual hot chocolate of sorts. I enjoy reading it, and there is just something sweet about it at the same time. Brilliant!But do take care of yourself. I hope that you are doing well. And if not, here are my warm wishes for you!-Kelsey

  11. Marge says:

    Greetings, Jorge.I am still giggling…Thanks for a little levity; life gets so somber and humorless some days–like today.When you are not making me think, you are making me laugh…What a guy!Wishing you peace.Marge

  12. Stephen Craig says:

    Jorge, Thank you for slidiing by the studio and for your comments. It is true that one may reflect about the past and look forward to the future….yet only experience life in the present. Then again, perhaps we are spiritual beings that inhabit this human form……have always been, are, and will continue to be. Thus, my signature closing. As ever, be well. Stephen Craig Rowe

  13. anne says:

    Hello, thanks for coming on my space. I like your album… Paris (20 years ago) London (10 years ago) … I like to travel. Norway: it\’s a dream. Have a very nice week-end, Anne

  14. Deirdre says:

    #18 is my favorite. I laughed so unexpectedly hard, my sides ached!

  15. Unknown says:

    LOL really cheered up my morning thanks :o)joy, peace, happiness x

  16. Q says:

    *smile*I really like your space and shall stop by often. Please feel free to do that same.This post was hilarious!Q

  17. lima says:

    Hello Jorge ( i have a brother with the same name as you)Thank you to pass my space,and your kind coment/.You are alwais wellcomeAll the best for youLuis Lima – O\’Porto – Portugal

  18. Gelert says:

    Hi. Like the blog. I try to mix serious with lighter too. I don\’t know what started my blog really – the need to clear out old long hidden skeletons perhaps. It got so dark, I tried to interject some levity, and now most of the really heavy stuff seems to have come and gone, the blog is generally lighter!!Enjoyed yours. Thanks.

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