Smart Blondes

In an ongoing effort to inject a little levity to my at-times-overly-weighty discussions, I’m sharing with you the following story to recently come across my desk. My apologies to anyone who’s already read this, and if anyone is offended, I can only say, "lighten up."
 

"I WON  I WON"

 

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y’all don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely
nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed…"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The
dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don’t know-I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story:

Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

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15 Responses to Smart Blondes

  1. dawn says:

    Dear Jorge :i hope nothing got lost in the translation : essentially i feel we \’re on the same vibe..different interpretations peharps due to words, illustrations used ?Be Blessed,d.

  2. dawn says:

    Moral of your Story: "Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men."AGREED 🙂

  3. Unknown says:

    So very true!!!! They pretend not to notice, BUT…………………………….Nora,

  4. karen says:

    Thank you for the laugh…it\’s much appreciated:-Dkaren

  5. Amber says:

    Amen to THAT moral!Here\’s another one for you that I just read a few weeks ago:A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he\’s waiting, he hears a voice, "You look nice today." He looks around. There\’s no one but the bartender and he didn\’t say anything. Then, again, the same comment. The guy thinks he\’s going nuts and he finally asks the bartender who said that. The bartender grins and says, "Oh, that\’s the peanuts…they\’re complimentary.HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!OK, that was bad.

  6. Unknown says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! RIGHT ON!!!!!Hope all is well J. Gonna explore through your site a bit more. Shan

  7. Unknown says:

    J—Don\’t get to visit your space much. But I enjoyed myself. There is a wide range of things to entertain yourself here…from stories about naked blonds jumping up …to talking paper clips with big eyebrows. :)Glad we bumped into each other. Sending you an email a bit later.Masalama,Shan

  8. Gelert says:

    Ahh gee, we all know who really rules the world.I\’m away for the weekend, see you after. I think my blog could do with lightening up too. I tend to use it to unload my angst. Maybe I\’ll try levity for a change too. ty for the laugh.

  9. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    Loved that post Jorge. Do you know how many times I get the "dumb blonde" analogy put on me? So I just love stories in which dumb blondes are made the smart ones… I also like the fact that you are encorporating funny stories as well as thoughtful pieces on your space. A well-balanced idea if I may say so.Thanks for the comments and well wishes on my space. I hope that you yourself are doing well. Any fun plans for the upcoming thanksgiving holidays? I think my family is headed to visit family in Las Vegas. A good break from the normal. Vacations are needed in life. Especially at this beautiful time of the year.I hope you are doing fabulously. Have a great Friday and weekend! -Kelsey

  10. Lakota Clay says:

    OK, so why is that funny? It\’s OK to laugh at "men being men" but not at blondes being "dumb"? Reverse double standard? Hmmm…L.

  11. the1stephzen says:

    The wiles of women. lol I like that story.

  12. Brian says:

    Change the blonde to a hunk and the dealers to gay, the moral will be the same. Men will be men!

  13. Marge says:

    Greetings, Jorge!Here I am, trying hard to be wise, philosophical, and introspective, and you spring this wonderful story on me.Now, despite myself, I shall be giggling uncontrollably the rest of the day…Doggone it…Thanks for the smile; you\’re the best!Wishing you peace.Marge

  14. Jaime Campbell says:

    Huge smile on my face. Thanks for that! Funny as hell.Jaime.

  15. Patricia says:

    Well, I had to laugh, Jorge…was funny…

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