Star Trek Reader

As the Christmas holiday rapidly approaches, here is a list of what you might want to get for that hard-to-shop-for Trekkie on your list:

Fairy Tales.


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"Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears"

"Snow White and the Six Dwarves She Killed With Her Bare Hands and the Seventh Dwarf She Let Get Away as a Warning to Others"

"There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It"

"The Three Little Pigs Build an Improvised Explosive Device and Deal With That Damned Wolf Once and for All"

"Jack and the Giant Settle Their Differences With Flaming Knives"

"Old Mother Hubbard, Lacking the Means to Support Herself With Honor, Sets Her Disruptor on Self-Destruct and Waits for the Inevitable"

"Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious"

"Little Red Riding Hood Strays Into the Neutral Zone and Is Never Heard From Again, Although There Are Rumors … Awful, Awful Rumors"

"Hansel and Gretel Offend Vlad the Impaler"

"The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates"

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14 Responses to Star Trek Reader

  1. Michelle says:

    HAHAHAHA! That is hilarious.My little niece is a huge Star Wars fan. She is convinced she says she ismaking the next few Star Wars movies. She is 5 years old. (laugh) Thanks for stopping by to say Hi. I hope you are well. I\’ve been reading and couldn\’t sleep so thought I\’d drop in and say hi right back! :)-Michelle

  2. Gelert says:

    Excellent! This really ought to start a thread, or at least a competition theme! Thanks for this, really made me laugh on a grey damp morning when I didn\’t want to get up!!!

  3. Brian says:

    Love it, am printing it out for the office!

  4. Cheryl says:

    Terrific….I read it out loud to 11 as I did not know the content. She now wants me to print it out as she is going to a birthday party…

  5. Jaime Campbell says:

    Hi Jorge! How are you? Loved this blog. I got way into Star Trek back in the early 80\’s, but have drifted away again… Wanted to say thanks for your visits. I always appreciate them and you!Happy holidays,Jaime.

  6. Unknown says:

    I wish you a wonderful holiday season Jorge ~ may you be filled with happiness and joy :o)CheersSuzApple Martini Madness

  7. A Utah Woman Am I says:

    Jorge,You can always put a smile on this face of mine. I must ask, where do you find all of this "virtual gold"? The kind that makes any individual laugh…I simply love it. Finals went good here, I am just awaiting grades, but am glad that the holiday season is here.Your post actually reminds me of one I have. I hope you don\’t mind me sharing, but I thought it was very similar:Children\’s Books That Didn\’t Make It1. You Are Different and That\’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad\’s New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids\’ Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly. 12. That\’s it, I\’m Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can\’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You CrySeasons Greetings friend and I hope you enjoy it with all of your might!Be well,Kelsey

  8. redvelvet says:

    ……….@……………….vvv……………..v@v…………….@vv@…………..@v@v@………..v@vvv@v……….@vv@vv@…………..IIII……….The year has been a busy one And I\’ve had to be away But before the Holidays are over I just want to drop by to say…Merry Christmas & Best Wishes for the New Year!!!Hugs, ~redvelvet~

  9. Jaime Campbell says:

    Jorge,Hello, my friend. Just stopping by to wish you a peaceful evening.Peace to you.Jaime.

  10. Michelle says:

    Have a happy week ahead!(by the way… I gained some weight eating those snacks I am sure…but I guess I will worry about that after the holidays hehe)Abrazo,Michelle

  11. Brian says:

    J, that was a lovely thing to say, I\’m touched. Thank you, and a Happy Christmas to you and yours.Brian

  12. Lakota Clay says:

    eidhinh you erll in yhid holifsy drsdon, jothr.zppd@@@Wishing you well in this holiday season, Jorge!Lakota

  13. Kathryn says:

    My brother TOmmy would get a kick out of this! 🙂

  14. Jaime Campbell says:

    Hey Jorge,Just thinking about my Medico Musings bud and decided to drop by for a visit. Take care and happy holidays to you!Jaime.

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