State Motto

I wonder who sits around and thinks up the state motto you see so proudly displayed on car license plates. (It’s these kind of thoughts that make those around me suggest I have too much free time on my hands.) In the spirit of progress and change, I offer these slogan writers the following suggestions:
 
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
 
California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
 
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet
 
Delaware: We Really Do Like Chemicals In Our Water
 
Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce The "S"
 
Indiana: Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
 
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
 
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
 
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
 
New Mexico: Lizards make Excellent Pets
 
Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
 
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
 
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
 
You are invited to add your own, alter these, or just forget the whole thing.
This entry was posted in Humor. Bookmark the permalink.

24 Responses to State Motto

  1. Aafrica says:

    i\’m not sure about LA, but in New Orleans, the most popular bumper sticker used to be New Orleans, Proud to Call (or Crawl) It Home. right now, where ever you turn you head, you\’ll see New Orleans, Proud to Swim Home.

  2. linda says:

    So Jorge, you think you have too much time on your hands?
     
    CLOCK-WORK
     
    Awaken to labyrinth ways,
    system your own personal arcade.
    Stimulations,
    contemplations,
    follow the maze of the self-wound time clock.
    You\’re late!
     
    Motor on,
    drivin\’ you\’re gone.
    Like clock-work in a perimetor prison.
     
    Whoa! Work the celestial sphere and I am but,
    the meridian.
    Ingrained.
     
    Reprimand, a course of extremes.
    Fire the ignition,
    drivin\’ by social submission.
     
    Motor-vation,
    if you\’re late you pay the toll.
    Hard times? Sorry you have to go!
    Tic tic tic tic tic tic…clock-work.
     
    by linda ( ha! silly poem I tried to make up!)
    Love, herbs and spice all things nice.
     

  3. Marge says:

    Good morning, Jorge!!!
     
    I Liked your motto for my lovely state. Here\’s my suggestion for an alternate Iowa motto:
     
    A  nice break between Illinois and Nebraska.
     
    Never let it be said that Iowans are humorless. We do have a sense of humor; it\’s just a little corny, that\’s all…
     
    Peace and Love.
     
    Marge

  4. Kathryn says:

    North Carolina – We may not have all our teeth, but no one\’s looking at our teeth anyway
     
    Louisiana(where I used to live): Motto? Huh? "Hey, Skeeter, somebody\’s a tthe door talkin\’ about some motto?" "Yeah? well, can I fry it?"
     
     

  5. Pamela says:

    Florida: What happens here stays weird.
     
    Love your witty mottos!
     
    Peace.
     

  6. the1stephzen says:

    You left out Alabama! 

  7. Barbara says:

    Michigan……no laws needed, we can cross the border anytime

  8. Magenta says:

    Thanks for the bit of cheer.  lol
    elise

  9. Pamela says:

    Thanks for dropping by Jorge…
     
    \’tis difficult keeping up with all those parallels…
    Be well.
    Peace.

  10. Gelert says:

    Hah. Like those. We don\’t have them here, just Scotland, Ireland, England and Wales, no comment really! Our symbols, as you likely know are the thistle, the shamrock, the rose and the leek (and Wales has the world\’s coolest flag!)
     
    Have fun.

  11. Suzalita says:

    My thing is who names the highways? In my state every highway stretch is the Elmo Schmo highway – I have 2 questions, A. who are the highways named after and B who gets to sit around and get paid for this?

  12. Jaime Campbell says:

    What a great mind you have for humor!  These are wonderful.
     
    Listen, I wanted to thank you for the comment that you left for me recently.  There were several that kept coming to my mind over the past few days that really lifted me up…yours was one of them.  You are a dear friend.  Thank you for what you said.
     
    Hugs,
    Jaime.

  13. Cheryl says:

    OMG  I am still laughing…Arizona: But It\’s A Dry Heat.. I loved it and they always say that.

  14. Brian says:

    Maine:  We didn\’t put the \’bunk\’ in Kennebunkport.

  15. meghna says:

    This was funny..
    Infact the Mississippi one would work for Bihar in my country
     
    Take care
     

  16. Audrey says:

    California: By Age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
     
    Too funny.

  17. linda says:

    Where are you on sabatical?  You took your brain with you… next time leave it behind we in Spaceland miss your daily wit. lol  oh guess you deserve a break you are definately one of my favorite sites.
    Love,herbs and spice all things nice.  Linda in California
    What do you look like?????????????? mystery man.

  18. Jaime Campbell says:

    Just coming by to say hi!  Happy weekend.  J.

  19. Nicole says:

    Those are so funny!  However, my husband thinks you might be wrong on the Indiana one and just went off on a long rant about the ice age, but I kind of zoned out…
    Anyway, those are really funny!  If I can figure out these "trackback" things, would you mind if I referenced these? -Nicole

  20. Born says:

    Hi there
    Just dropped by to say hi and instead ended up reading your blog. HEy i enjoyed this may be i could come up with something like this for the states in my country.

  21. Patricia says:

    Enjoyed this, Jorge…tried to think of something about WV…but, there are already too many jokes about us!…lol…

  22. J. says:

    Texas….."hold my beer and watch this!"

  23. Unknown says:

    wow gold!All wow gold US Server 24.99$/1000G on sell! Cheap wow gold,wow gold -188717417352450

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s