Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down

Humor is always a little cruel, and where does cruelty play a greater role than in the ongoing battle between the sexes? If you’ve never been in one of these moments, you’re probably still very, very young. Have a good weekend, and stay away from the single bars.

 

Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down !

 

HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours!! 

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I’d like to have some pleasure too!!! 

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!! 

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!! 

HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!! 

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!! 

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don’t you already have one? 

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I’ve already seen it!!! 

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! 

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you. 

HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don’t go there anymore. 

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator. 

HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

 

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16 Responses to Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down

  1. Marge says:

    Good evening, Jorge…
     
    I needed a few chuckles just now; thank you so much.
     
    This entry caused me to reflect a little upon how glad I am that I have been spared the contemporary dating scene. I honestly have no idea how people are managing to connect with good mates and new friends.
     
    My beloved was hiding in plain sight for nearly two decades; never imagined one of my best friends would ultimately turn out to be the love of my life.
     
    Ah, sweet mystery of life…
     
    Peace and love, always.
     
    Marge

  2. PJ says:

    A lovely Hello to you Jorge,
     
    I do hope that your "working" weekend goes quickly. I also work on Saturday\’s, so my weekend normally doesn\’t start until Sunday. I do understand.
     
    Please come back by when you find the time. It is always a pleasure to hear from you.
     
    Until next time…..Keep smiling.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~!
     
    I would NEVER go to a Single\’s bar. No way, no how.

  3. Danilee says:

    haha…there have been times where I REALLY needed one of those comebacks. I usually end up stuttering and then running away after a brief "good bye, have a nice day."
     
    I don\’t think I could ever actually remember or be quick enough to use them though. There is one thing I have to say: There are a LOT of perverted guys out there that need to be wiped off the face of this planet just like a bug needs to be wiped off of a windshield! Amen!
    Julia

  4. Pamela says:

    Those are some good ones…
     
    Glad you enjoyed the cat story…it\’s been around a long time but never gets old…
    Thanks for stopping by.
    Hope you are well.
    Peace.

  5. Kathryn says:

    Oh!!! *laughing*…..
     
     

  6. Kathryn says:

    ps, thanks for your words you left on a comment made me *smile*

  7. Gelert says:

    Had a mate once who plucked up the courage to approach a girl. \’I\’ve been watching you all night from the bar\’ he said, \’Oh yeah?\’ she replied, \’Well, you\’ll get a much better view from the balcony up there, why not go try it.\’
     
    Heartless beasts all!

  8. Gayle says:

    Those were just mean!  I do not believe most women would ever say anything like that to a sincere hello. 
     
    However, the what\’s your sign comeback was excellent!  I always hated that question.
     
    Gayle
     
     

  9. Jaime Campbell says:

    Definitely needed a bit of humor today!  🙂
     
    Thanks for the laugh.
    Jaime.

  10. Aafrica says:

    are we really that mean? i\’ve never turned down anyone like that … well, ok, no one ever tried to hit on me 😦

  11. Jaime Campbell says:

    Hi there.
     
    I hope that you\’ve had a good weekend.  I think that I\’m going public again.  Explanation on my Space.  I just wanted to let you know that I got what I needed over the weekend to feel better.  Now it feels good to damn the torpedos!  🙂
     
    Hugs,
    J.

  12. PJ says:

    Good evening Jorge,
     
    Hoping this finds that your working weekend is almost over and now you have tiime to kick your feet up and relax.
     
    Until next time..Keep smiling.
     
    ~*~Paula~*~

  13. K says:

    OK… so I\’m stealing some of those!
     
    Love finds you in the most unusual places… often hiding right in front of our noses… and then it can disappear just as quickly… thank goodness for being resilient!  But I also know when you don\’t look… it finds you… even in Vegas…
     
    Ciao
    KC

  14. Beach Bum says:

    priceless! 

  15. Suzalita says:

    These are really fun! I think I may have actually said some of these back in the day!

  16. yan says:

    it\’s so humourous!
    could you add me  ?
    my email:gsghy@hotmail.com

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