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Humor is always a little cruel, and where does cruelty play a greater role than in the ongoing battle between the sexes? If you’ve never been in one of these moments, you’re probably still very, very young. Have a good weekend, and stay away from the single bars.
Brilliant Ways Girls Turn Guys Down ! |
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HE: I’m a photographer I’ve been looking for a face like yours! HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out! HE: I think I could make you very happy HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? HE: Can I have your name? HE: Shall we go and see a film? HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together? HE: Where have you been all my life? HE: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? HE: Is this seat empty? HE: So, what do you do for a living? HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign? |
Medico Musings 
Good evening, Jorge…
I needed a few chuckles just now; thank you so much.
This entry caused me to reflect a little upon how glad I am that I have been spared the contemporary dating scene. I honestly have no idea how people are managing to connect with good mates and new friends.
My beloved was hiding in plain sight for nearly two decades; never imagined one of my best friends would ultimately turn out to be the love of my life.
Ah, sweet mystery of life…
Peace and love, always.
Marge
A lovely Hello to you Jorge,
I do hope that your "working" weekend goes quickly. I also work on Saturday\’s, so my weekend normally doesn\’t start until Sunday. I do understand.
Please come back by when you find the time. It is always a pleasure to hear from you.
Until next time…..Keep smiling.
~*~Paula~*~!
I would NEVER go to a Single\’s bar. No way, no how.
haha…there have been times where I REALLY needed one of those comebacks. I usually end up stuttering and then running away after a brief "good bye, have a nice day."
I don\’t think I could ever actually remember or be quick enough to use them though. There is one thing I have to say: There are a LOT of perverted guys out there that need to be wiped off the face of this planet just like a bug needs to be wiped off of a windshield! Amen!
Julia
Those are some good ones…
Glad you enjoyed the cat story…it\’s been around a long time but never gets old…
Thanks for stopping by.
Hope you are well.
Peace.
Oh!!! *laughing*…..
ps, thanks for your words you left on a comment made me *smile*
Had a mate once who plucked up the courage to approach a girl. \’I\’ve been watching you all night from the bar\’ he said, \’Oh yeah?\’ she replied, \’Well, you\’ll get a much better view from the balcony up there, why not go try it.\’
Heartless beasts all!
Those were just mean! I do not believe most women would ever say anything like that to a sincere hello.
However, the what\’s your sign comeback was excellent! I always hated that question.
Gayle
Definitely needed a bit of humor today! 🙂
Thanks for the laugh.
Jaime.
are we really that mean? i\’ve never turned down anyone like that … well, ok, no one ever tried to hit on me 😦
Hi there.
I hope that you\’ve had a good weekend. I think that I\’m going public again. Explanation on my Space. I just wanted to let you know that I got what I needed over the weekend to feel better. Now it feels good to damn the torpedos! 🙂
Hugs,
J.
Good evening Jorge,
Hoping this finds that your working weekend is almost over and now you have tiime to kick your feet up and relax.
Until next time..Keep smiling.
~*~Paula~*~
OK… so I\’m stealing some of those!
Love finds you in the most unusual places… often hiding right in front of our noses… and then it can disappear just as quickly… thank goodness for being resilient! But I also know when you don\’t look… it finds you… even in Vegas…
Ciao
KC
priceless!
These are really fun! I think I may have actually said some of these back in the day!
it\’s so humourous!
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