First Time Sex

Lots of stories, even novels, have been written about the first experience of sex. Given our society’s preoccupied focus on this topic, it’s not surprising that the actual experience for many falls far from the expectation. The following tale is a different twist on this theme.

First time sex

  A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

  The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

  At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

 That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

  A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

  10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

  Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

  The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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14 Responses to First Time Sex

  1. c says:

    oh my. poor kid. 😉

  2. Nellie O Apple says:

    OMG! The poppa was a pharmacist and the boy was not religious at all! He was embarrassed or got scared? I’ll call my friend and show your post.
    I burst out laughing! Ha- ha- ha!
     Thank you J. 

  3. Lisa says:

    How classic.  I\’m so hoping for this type of divine protection when we have our own children!

  4. Holy Schmidt says:

    Egads….that\’s effective enuf birth control, methinks. 🙂

  5. Unknown says:

    GROAN!  🙂

  6. Kathryn says:


  7. Vonnie says:

    hahaha  Oh my goodness, that one made me laugh right out loud! I hope you are doing well, sweet friend. I\’m sorry I\’ve been such a slacker in bloggersville… real life seems to be nipping me from every angle. Mind you, I\’m not complaining because I love to be busy! My friend made a new teddy bear… made from real fur, you would love it! She sold it for $100 dollars!! She has 3 more on order… she\’s a teddy bear making machine. Anyway, not sure why I thought I should share that with you, it\’s just that I know you love the teddy bears as much as I do. 🙂 Well, I hope your weekend is spilling over with goodness and sunshine, and I\’ll be by to visit again. Take good care, doc. 😉 x Yvonne.

  8. Cheryl says:

    That was really great….I was not expecting that ending.  When I went out to get the newspaper in the driveway this morning at work there was a huge used florescent orange condom next to it.  I swept it into the road…

  9. Jungle Mama says:

    I couldn\’t wait to come and read this entry.  I\’ve been so busy these last couple weeks I just had to keep looking at it waiting for me in my Google Reader.  I was imagining some sort of Nooner entry with all kinds of fun details 😉  Too bad I\’d heard this one before, only I don\’t think they put in the ending the first time I heard it.  I love the comment, "I didn\’t know you were so religious." So funny!

  10. Beach Bum says:

    LOL – now that\’s funny!  Thanks – I needed that!

  11. Suzalita says:

    Condoms…$5 for the family pak – Meeting dad – Priceless!

  12. Carlos says:

    G\’day Jorge,
    Hilarious! the joke you have my type of Space jokes and poems those are my favourite topics 😉 Keep it up!. 
    Aprovecho tambien la oportunidad para ver si consigo tu voto en una competencia llamada "The Space of the Year" , Espacio del a~o, tu lo puedes ver ->  aqui <-
    y si te gusta votas por el, haciendo click ->  aqui  <- y copias las dos lineas de abajo:
    I vote for Carlos
    Si no votas por mi que se va hacer pero si lo haces me tendras como un sincero amigo del espacio
    Carlos desde Australia
     PS: Solo se vota una vez

  13. Kimberly Me says:

    THAT was funny!  Thank you for a Sunday night laugh.

  14. Charlotte says:

    That was great… Thanks for the chuckle… hugs, lottiemae

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