RETIREMENT PLAN INVESTMENT TIP
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you
would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
refund you would have $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Either way, have a good weekend.