Jesus Was…

During these days of of stress, conflict and tragedy, I feel that all of us could use a little humor to brighten our otherwise less cheerful moments. On that note, I came across the following sent to me by a minister friend almost twenty years ago. Hope it helps lighten your day.



THERE WERE 3 GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
    1.  He called everyone “brother”
    2.  He liked Gospel
    3.  He couldn’t get a fair trial

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:
    1.  He went into his Father’s business
    2.  He lived at home until he was 30.
    3.  He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
    1.  He talked with his hands
    2.  He had wine with every meal
    3.  He used olive oil.

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN.
    1.  He never cut his hair
    2.  He walked around barefoot all the time
    3.  He started a new religion

BUT THEN THERE WERE 3 EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
    1.  He never got married
    2.  He was always telling stories
    3.  He loved green pastures

BUT THE MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE OF ALL, 3 PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
    1.  He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
    2.  He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it
    3.  And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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6 Responses to Jesus Was…

  1. timfergudon says:

    Thank you! Humor is good for the soul, and God certainly has. Sense of humor. I arrived last afternoon in Lewistown. A beautiful drive up, the car ran well and the average mileage for the trip was 34.5 mpg. Looking forward to spending time with Jessie and her family. Will send pictures soon. Tim 🙂

    Sent from my iPhone

  2. Sunra Rainz says:

    😀

  3. Wonderful post. Thanks 🙏

  4. Jorge Medico says:

    Glad you enjoyed the post. Thanks for commenting. Be well.

  5. Haha brilliant 🤣😁😃

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