Blessed Be The Irish

At the risk of offending our PC readers, it is St. Patrick’s Day, and the following bits of humor came from some of my Irish friends. We can all use a little levity these days.

At the Irish wedding reception, the M.C.. yelled… 

“Would all married men please stand next to the 

one person who has made your life worth living.” 

The bartender was almost crushed to death, but is expected to survive…


Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’ 

‘It is!’ 

‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’ 

‘I can!’

‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’ 

‘I do!’ 

‘Is he a member of your congregation?’ 

‘He is!’ 

‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’ 

‘He will.’

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