Given all that is happening in the world today, I want to take a short pause and attempt to inject a small dose of humor into our conversation. With the proliferation of the self-help movement, you can find workshops on almost any topic. Please choose your favorites from the following list, or offer up any of your own. Make your choices soon to receive our early-bird discount.
SELF IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS
Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
You and Your Birthmark
Guilt Without Sex
The Primal Shrug
Ego Gratification Through Violence
Holding Your Child’s Attention Through Guilt and Fear
Whine Your Way to Alienation
How To Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
HEALTH AND FITNESS WORKSHOPS
The Joys of Hypochondria
Creative Tooth Decay
High Fiber Sex
Suicide and Your Health
Understanding Nudity
Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
Sinus Drainage at Home
CRAFT WORKSHOPS
Self-Actualization Through Macramé
Needlecraft for Junkies
Gifts for the Senile
Bonsai Your Pet
How to Draw Dirty Pictures
How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
Burglar-Proof your Home with Concrete
Medico Musings 
I’m eager to take some of your courses. They all sound so good, it’s hard to choose! Does the Bonsai one involve turning your pet into a tiny tree, or dropping it out of a moving plane?
Sadly, the courses are now all fully subscribed, but I’ll keep you posted with upcoming schedule 🙂 I didn’t realize you were the kind of person who would consider doing terrible things to small furry animals – HA-HA
Ah, Grasshoppah, one must keeeep the mind ooooooopen…. 😆
I could teach a few of these…
Overcoming Peace of Mind:
I’m a master at this.
How to Draw Dirty Pictures
Using only stick figures.
How To Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation
I was accused of being a narcissist once. Initially the assessment bothered me but then I thought, “At least they’re thinking of me and that’s what really matters.”
You’re so clever 🙂
Seriously. Clever! 🤣
I’m curious how you manage to draw voluptuous females in stick figure.
No ~ wait, wait, forget I said that! I’m NOT IN THE LEAST BIT curious!
Years of training. Beyond that… well, I’ve been sworn to secrecy!