The week is winding down, and so am I. I haven’t had a chance to visit with many of you over the past couple of weeks, and it will be another week or so before I can start to catch up. In the meantime, here is a little humor for the math challenged to help you start the weekend.
MATH SIMPLIFIED
1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr Knotfurlong
7. 16.5′ in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod
8. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
Thank you for the laughs!
I LOVE this! I\’m going to share it with all my engineering friends! Thanks – have a great week~
That is the best yet!!! I have not seen that before … Loved it… Have a great week. hugs, lottiemae
hilarious – especially 1 semicolon.
happy week to you.
Hi Jorge… geeze, my heart stopped for a minute there… though I might have to break out the calculator. ((hate math… blach)). I like this kind of math though… very clever! My favourite is the 1 bannosecond… haha… I\’ve got to write that one down. I hope you\’re well, sweet friend. Wishing you a beautiful week, full of goodness and blessings. Take good care. Yvonne. x
HAHAHAHAHA.. now that\’s my kind of math!!!
Hi, Jorge…
I really needed a smile tonight and you delivered; thank you so much!
And thank you for your kind words to me back at Happenstance.
Much love
Marge
(Teddy sends bear hugs!)