Math Simplified

The week is winding down, and so am I. I haven’t had a chance to visit with many of you over the past couple of weeks, and it will be another week or so before I can start to catch up. In the meantime, here is a little humor for the math challenged to help you start the weekend.

MATH SIMPLIFIED

1.   Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter =  Eskimo Pi
2.   2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3.   1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4.   Time between slipping on a peel & hitting the ground = 1 bananosecond
5.   Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6.   Time it takes to sail 220 yds at 1 nautical mile/hr Knotfurlong
7.   16.5′ in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod
8.   Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9.   1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurt
10.  Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11.   Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12.   453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13.   1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14.   2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision